im gay
i know
yea but for you.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
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I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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