Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
that's an acceptable place to lick
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Found the puke drawer
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Randomize
