I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
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