I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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