So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Randomize
