I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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