i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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