Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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