the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
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Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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