your parents love me but you hate me
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
It's blow job season.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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