There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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