Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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