How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I just gargled with NyQuil
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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