Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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