I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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