i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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