The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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