Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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