Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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