What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
You took a bar mat shot.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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