There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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