My room smells like vodka and shame
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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