you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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