I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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