Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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