i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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