Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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