in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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