I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
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What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
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I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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