You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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