if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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