he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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