This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I am available for nakedness
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