It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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