As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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