I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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