We won't sleep together?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
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Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
So vagazzling was a success
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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