i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
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They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
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Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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