we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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