Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
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Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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