im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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