dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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