it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
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I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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