There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
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do you know where my other puke covered boot is
We don't watch enough power rangers
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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