Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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