I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
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I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
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A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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