need another drink. this is the easiest way
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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