Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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