if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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