Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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