She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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