I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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