do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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