This girl is more easily done than said...
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
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oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
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Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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