Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
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Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I am available for nakedness
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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